" salt lick "

 [ "salt lick" ]

1: the goo that builds up on a guys nuts when he sweats alot and doesn't bathe.

  * e.g.,  ... she dropped my pants and took nourishment from my salt lick 

 [ "salt lick" ]

2: also urinal cakes

 [ "salt lick" ]

3: also salt blocks for livestock and wildlife

 [ "salt lick" ]

1: After having sex with your girl, the love juice that has come out of her and is now on the bed. Wait until it drys, then later, you can lick it like a salt lick.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl last night left me a nice salt lick. 

 [ "minnesota salt lick" ]

1: When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.

  * e.g.,  ... Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick. 

 [ "Dirty Salt Lick" ]

1: The Dirty Salt Lick is when a male ejaculates and the cum drips down his scrotum and to his butt crack. At this point the opposite sexual partner will then lick the cum from the butt crack. (This will most likely have to have the male in an awkward position in order for the cum to drizzle to the anal region)

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, Becca is a dirty girl." 

 [ "Human Salt Lick" ]

1: wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick 

 [ "Personal Salt Lick" ]

1: After giving a man a handjob, licking his cum off your fingers and hand.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy i just gave a handjob to left me a personal salt lick! 

 [ "Farmer John salt lick" ]

1: An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

  * e.g.,  ... Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick. 

 [ "Cougar Salt Lick" ]

1: A euphemism for scrotum, or nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.

  * e.g.,  ... This cougar was totally all over me last night so I decided to let her take me home and have a few licks at the old Cougar Salt Lick. 

 [ "Salt lick city" ]

1: when a male has an erection so large, monstrous, and hard that he must cover it with corn to calm it down. After this masturbating into the corn, shoving the corn into his ass and throwing it up into a females/gay males tender brown ass and repeating the procedure again and again until the dick falls off.

  * e.g.,  ... "I went on a trip to Salt Lick City and I never came back." 

 [ "The female doe salt lick" ]

1: When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants

  * e.g.,  ... dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic